Both new experiences that came my way this weekend
Virtual Leg Humping
The occurrence of one party in an introduction IM conversation only being able to speak about sex and taking ever statement made by the second party as an inference to sex or a sexual innuendo. This becomes virtual leg humping when the second part is actually talking about working out (or something similar) and the response by the second part is to take it as an invitation for sex. The other criteria for this dialog to be considered virtual leg humping, is for the overtly horny party to be good natured yet clueless.
Mug Shot Chicken
This is an email interaction that happens when Internet dating that goes like this.
First party posts on a board for a boy/girlfriend, partner or fwb or nsa and request a photo upon reply
Second party replies asking for a photo without a reply
First party requests that the second party provide the originally requested photo
The second party replies specifying that a photo will only be provided after the first party provides one
*at this point it has become a game of chicken. A "who is desperate enough to cough up the photo first" thing.
The first part refuses and requests the idiot second party to read the post, admonishing the second party about playing mug shot chicken.
On a totally separate note. I am down to 248.5. And the goal from Kaiser was 248 (as of last week).
today. lunch 4 crispy tocos, three cups of fruity tea
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