My break-up letter to food

Food, you've been a shitty boyfriend and I am dumping you. You keep me to yourself and are jealous all the time. You make my ass huge and I always feel worthless and out of control around you. I keep paying so much attention to you... I was spending my money on you, and all my time and you will never loved me back. So screw you. You don't put out. You are always going bad. And I am better than that. I am better than you. No longer will you lounge around lingering on my hips. No longer are you allowed to make me feel small and pathetic. So piss off! We are done. I am through with you.

love from,

me